If I was really really rich....

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
11/27/2013 at 12:14 • Filed to: None

....I would get a yellow Veyron made into a taxi, and it would pay the passengers instead. Just because why the hell not.

If you had a kajillion dollars, what sort of car-related antics would you get into?

DISCUSSION (12)

philipilihp > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:18

Dude. That is a massively good idea. Much respect. If I was super rich I would probably just do the predictable, and take a stock Gallardo and turn it into a legit rally monster.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:18

I'd buy a bus and take old people on trips for free, and yes sherry and prunes/prune juice would be free as well :)

Yes, I am serious about this.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:21

If I were really rich I'd buy a yacht and let attractive ladies on it for free.

Hindered23 > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:21

I would get a big house with a big garage and put many a car inside it and build track(s) in my backyard and open them to the public.

RedEyeNinja > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:22

I'd deliver pizzas in a Ferrari...

Charge big dollars for corporate events, donate it all to Sick Kids'

ddavidn > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 12:27

Sponsor rallies and rally teams.

Buy a ranch . Live on said ranch.

Restore quirky/unloved cars.

Park my expensive cars like a nice person, park all my beaters like an asshat.

Oh, and organize big driving events, pay everyone, get sponsors and donate that money to charities.

RedEyeNinja > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/27/2013 at 12:33

Along the same lines, the gf and I would run "Break out Friday's" at retirement and nursing homes. We'd help them "escape" the retirement home on a Fri evening after dinner, take them around on a bus for a fun Friday night out. Then sneak them back in before sunrise on Sat.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > RedEyeNinja
11/27/2013 at 12:39

Yeah, pretty much the same thing I was thinking about, you however described it so much better :) I'm laughing so hard right now.

RedEyeNinja > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
11/27/2013 at 12:41

Got the idea from watching "Cloud Atlas".

It'd be a riot! =)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > RedEyeNinja
11/27/2013 at 13:02

I've never heard about Cloud Atlas.. I know what I must watch tonight though :)

thebigbossyboss > Rainbow
11/27/2013 at 18:19

If I was really really rich I'd buy a GNX, and become a long haul truck driver, just to try it out.

Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > Rainbow
11/30/2013 at 20:22

Oh man I could go for days.

Your idea is definitely one of them, and its awesome.

Let's see what else....If I was super wealthy (I'm talking net worth over 50-100 million) I'd love to just secretly buy all my friends and family their dream car. Act like I was buying myself a new car, ask them what colors they like, etc. Get it, take them for a ride, and then at the end toss them the keys and say "It's yours take it"...that would be awesome.

Would also love to copy that prank where you try to pick up girls close to your car, then when they say no, get into it, and ask them one more time if they wouldn't like to go out. That would be fun for a solid week.

Would also love to just drive around and give people rides in awesome cars, because who doesn't like that.

I would definitely love to do the rich pizza delivery guy routine.